
In ancient mythology, communications are ruled by the Romans' fast-moving messenger god, Mercury. Early astronomers gave him props by naming the zippiest planet after him (Mercury orbits the sun in just 88 days). At least 3 times each year, these facts combine to bring us Mercury Retrograde, an astrological set-up that I believe merits attention.
Every planet has its retrograde phases, but when Mercury's involved, that's the proverbial horse of a different color.
Myzodiac.com explains that when viewed from Earth's perspective, a planet that appears to have stopped and then temporarily reverses its regular movement in the sky is said to be in retrograde. After about 3 weeks or so, the planet then appears to once again stop and reverse, now going "direct" and back on its normal cyclic path.
Think of it this way: you're driving down the freeway doing well over the 65 mph speed limit. When you pass a car that's barely hitting 50 mph, it can seem as if the slower car is moving backwards. Now imagine that for that moment in time, the perception of backwards travel somehow impacts the people sitting in that car.
So what? Well, when Mercury goes ziggity-boo, as my goddaughter would say, so do all of its royal subjects: thinking and perception, processing and disseminating information and ALL means of communication. Verbal, phones, faxes, computers...the whole ball of wax.
Supposedly, more people are aware of the phenomenon these days. That wasn't the case when my late godmother explained it to me in the mid-1970's. She was a psychologist and astrologer who believed that the info would be helpful since I was a communications major and a Virgo. (The 2 sun signs ruled by Mercury -- Virgos and Geminis -- are more vulnerable than others to a retrograde's effects.) My godmother tried to teach me much more about astrology, but Mercury Retrograde is the one thing that stuck.
I can hear the naysayers (led by my husband) tut-tutting that computers crash, letters are lost, shaky negotiations and personal misunderstandings happen
every day of the year. And of course, that's true. But for me and my friends who work in public relations, journalism and other communications-related fields, Mercury Retrogrades are the only times of year when we can safely say that such occurrences are darned near guaranteed. It's not an excuse, it's just the way it is.
And one more thing to remember: once the planet goes direct, resuming its normal path, Mercury has the capacity to undo actions taken during the time of reverse travel. We are advised, then,
NOT to start anything new during a Mercury Retrograde. Don't sign contracts or legal documents. Don't get married. Don't schedule a meeting requiring major decisions. Give yourself extra time for travel.
Also keep in mind that many folks believe in a "
Mercury shadow" that begins about 3 weeks before, and ends a few weeks after, the retrograde period. Some really annoying stuff can happen then, too.
Well-known examples abound:
When the Titanic sank during a 1912 Mercury retrograde, the crew ignored several messages warning of icebergs in the area. The radio officer on the Californian, a ship just 20 miles away, was off duty and never received the urgent calls for help.
Closer to our time, look at the the 2000 U.S. presidential election. Floridians thought they voted for Al Gore when they actually pushed the chad for Pat Buchanan. Mercury turned direct on election night at 9 PM, just when newscasters got everything wrong. When the dust settled, a majority of Americans thought they'd elected Al Gore, but George W. Bush took office. (Some astrologers say that Bush's entire Presidency reflects classic Mercury Retrograde results.)
Britain's Prince Charles was all set to marry the lovely (?) Camilla during a 2005 retrograde and wound up attending the funeral of Pope John Paul II instead.
This year, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin chose Sept. 25, one day after Mercury turned retrograde, to sit down for an interview with CBS Anchor Katie Couric. The rambling, disjointed and thoroughly confusing result was, well, a mess. The governor's interview days before with ABC Anchor Charlie Gibson, during the Mercury shadow, went just a bit better, but not much.
So what's a girl to do? You can't stay in bed for all these episodes in the sky, but you can
be smart. Do some research, paperwork or filing. Work on a project that's already been started. Double-check everything.
On the positive side, the Greeks saw Hermes (Mercury's Greek counterpart) as the god of the unexpected and of coincidence. (Readers of
The Celestine Prophecy will think of "synchronicity".) A retrograde, therefore, has been described by author Arianna Stassinopoulos as "the confusion which inevitably precedes new beginnings."
And that, my friends, leads me to share the news that the approaching new year will quickly usher in 2009's first retrograde period.
If you don't believe any of this, fine. You probably stopped reading in the first paragraph anyway.
But for the rest of you, write these dates down, be aware and awake, and have a very Happy New Year!
2009 Mercury RetrogradesJanuary 11-31, 2009
May 6-30, 2009
September 6-29, 2009
December 26, 2009 - January 15, 2010